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 ANOTHER SIGN THAT THE END IS NEAR...MYSTERIOUS BIRTH AT KUBWA GENERAL HOSPITAL, ABUJA.  At  the General  hospital in Kubwa, Abuja, Federal Capital Territory in Nigeria last weekend a baby girl was born with hands joined together, like someone who is praying. The doctors told the parents that they would operate the hands of that girl and that they would give her antistatic. The operation was easy because it seemed like the hands were simply glued together by one a layer of skin and was already only one layer apart. When they opened up the hands of the child, you can't imagine what was revealed. On the inside of the hand the following was written: 'JESUS IS COMING BACK!'. The doctors started weeping and so did all that were in the hospital. The satellite town of Kubwa is undergoing a movement now, people that have withdrawn from churches are going back and others are receiving Jesus Christ as their only Saviour. God sent that child simply to convey His message. After a few h

  There is this man who began chatting with me around April. The man is handsome and with money. He began showering me with nice messages and slowly graduated to gifts.  We hadn't met but finally we met and I liked him more. Slowly we began planning on some romantic out and finally we booked a hotel out of town. I took myself there, weekend daytime. I had lied to my husband am going to visit a cousin of mine who lives there. We got to the hotel and went to the room. We showered and we got to bed. However just as we began having romance, the door got banged so hard. The man seemed scared but went to open the door. My husband came inside and found me naked. He told me: now I have proven that you aren't faithful to me. He told me it was all a set up to try me since he has always suspected me that I would cheat given the chance. The man admitted it was true he was hired to try me. He dressed up and both my husband and him left. I felt so much ashamed I didn't go home but went t

 President Mohammadu BUHARI Admits causing pain and untold hardship for Nigerians. Should we forgive him? Let's listen to him first?  According to him he noted that some of his administration's economic policies and measures caused Nigerians pain. Buhari said this in his farewell national broadcast on Sunday morning. “In the course of revamping the economy, we made some difficult choices, most of which yielded the desired results,” he said. “Some of the measures led to temporary pain and suffering for which I sincerely apologised to my fellow countrymen, but the measures were taken for the over-all good of the country.” Indeed, the last eight years of Buhari’s administration have left many Nigerians poorer. More recently, his administration’s Naira redesign policy caused Nigerians and businesses untold hardship and led to endless queues at banks and ATMs amid the scarcity of cash. Its decision to also close borders hurt many Nigerians and businesses, even though it didn’t stop

 7 THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T BE FOUND IN YOUR BEDROOM The bedroom is mainly a place where people sleep or relax after having a long day. These are things that you should get rid of in your room as soon as possible: Having your meal or eating edibles on the bed is very dirty because you will most likely not wash your hands after the meal and also not wash your sheets if something spills on it. Eating in bed is most times associated with another activity like watching tv or reading, this might lead to overeating and puts you at a risk of indigestion. Leaving dirty dishes in the room as well attract pests. Just like mobile phones, installing a television set in your bedroom is quite a huge distraction. It can completely deprive you of sleep. According to experts, "one problem with bedtime TV watching is simply the temptation to stay up late to find out what happens next.” This shouldn't be found in your bedroom to get as much comfort as possible. The incessant vibration and ringi

Barr. Kenneth okonkwo said and I quote:  "Women want to marry you because you're: rich, famous, financially stable, hardworking, humble, a good listener, caring, you've got six packs, you've got broad shoulders, you're tall, etc. They never really wonder: “Why would he want to marry me?” It's a stupid question, yeah! But why should your man marry you? Why not one of your friends? Why not other ladies? Why would he want to spend forever with you? Why are you so special? What stands you out? Women never really ask themselves these questions. And that's where the real problem lies. You cannot seriously hope to get married to a man and have a happy home and not know what men want. You think it's because you're beautiful or sexy? You really think it's because of big nyansh? You're getting it all wrong. The number one thing that men look out for in a woman is “understanding,” followed closely by “faithfulness,” “loyalty,” “respect” and “support

 An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside "GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k". A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no.22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: &quo